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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Will there at least be peace when I'm done?

[–] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Either way, you can lay your weary head to rest

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was once above the noise and confusion...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 3 months ago

Lived in Kansas. Billboard is accurate. Except the part about heaven. There is no god. You can see why I was miserable in Kansas.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I never thought I'd say this, but I think I'd rather go to Kansas.

Less mormons.

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Less Mormons, but more evangelicals and JWs.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this because Kansas offers more human rights or something?

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

my lil bros and i quote this daily, still, 15 years later

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm in Topeka and have said it multiple times this summer!

[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I live in the Pacific Northwest and I'm personally more interested in the weather in Spokane.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Poll: which is worse? Kansas or Nebraska

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

That depends, how much do you like corn?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Nebraska has community corn husking festivals, so they've got that going for them.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I can confirm this sign is accurate.

I've never been to heaven.

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I typed this question into the all knowing AI and it returned false.