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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Dead Harambe timeline

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

Can't count to three.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Out of tacos

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:

Dog poo finger

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Cells dividing uncontrollably.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remembering cringey memories.

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[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

You were late

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Welcome to Jonestown

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Bent my wookie

[–] prayer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Shaka, walls fell.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Mutually assured destruction

[–] RawrGuthlaf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Forced ad watching.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Letsdothis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Dick don't work

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is more of a horror story than a sad one.

Anyway...

"It was yours."

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Want fart, afraid

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

The cancer's back

[–] udon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Crowdstrike strikes crowd

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Queer Moroccan. End.

[–] chevy9294@monero.town 7 points 1 month ago

Third world war.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hedgehog mom crushed.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

New motorcycle, tetraplegia.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Alas, still depressed

[–] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Please come home

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Is this Loss?

[–] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Please God no

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