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[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

I have drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.

[–] rockkicker@kbin.run 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
  • step back into range
  • look at fist to make sure it's still there at the end of your arm
  • wind body up for maximum beyblade power
  • make contact with target using the side of your wrist
[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  • leave your off-hand down at your waist, maintaining defense is for weak bitches
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

Goddamn, it's just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

How Russia imagined the Special Military Operation would go.

[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn't even wearing pants?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

He must have had a washing machine.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago

Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can't afford straw for their strawmen.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 17 points 2 months ago

Not depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Belarusian flag on that guy - the true bad boys of the eastern block... /s

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most stiff-wristed tankie.

Must have a wrist brace on lmao

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Comparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They're a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that's it.

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

IDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I've seen all year, and I read yogthos' posts!

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

F in the chat for nato😔

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My shitty translation:

NATO vs the landing

Happy holidays (?) to all who participate (muscles emoji)

I did look that up to double check, I assume it's in the "Independence Day" sense.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 6 points 2 months ago

Plastic Chinese mannequin versus fetal-alcohol-syndrome drunk man with a limp wrist.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Looks like some good weather to be strolling about in just a short bathrobe.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

We got him.