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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 184 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  • Woman is late 20s/early 30s.
  • Has daughter anon's age.
  • Anon is 19.

Math...

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Whilst of course unlikely it might be possible if you accept that the women is around 34 year's old. Then she gave birth to her daughter at 15 and that's not common but also not impossible (I've meet a kid to a mother who's fifteen years older then her kid)

But in the end this is probably just made up, so what gives?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

could be step daughter.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A girl at my school who showed up for her first day of class in 8th grade very heavily pregnant. I think she had maybe a month of classes before she came to term.

Depending on where her birthday fell, she may have only just turned 13. She’d fall pretty close to the scenario OP outlined. But she’s definitely an outlier.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Child birthing has a new meaning

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 80 points 3 months ago

It's the boner anon, they can clearly see your raging boner from just a single hug

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 74 points 3 months ago

19

woman in late 20s/early 30s

daughter who is around my age

I think Anon may be confused.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (3 children)

So she had a daughter at an age somewhere 9-14?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

She could be from Ohio.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago

I know a girl that popped out a kid at 13. (pregnant at 12)

I think she's got like 5 kids now, and she's not even 30 yet.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago