(opens Blender with malicious intent)
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I've been thinking about it for several days, and have come to the conclusion that Elastigirl could indeed grow a dick. As shown in multiple scenes, she can stretch any part of her body to make it many times larger. Based on what she has done, it should be no problem for her to extend her genitals into a penis. This brings us to the second discussion point. Mr. Incredible has super-strength, and more importantly, super endurance. This means that his wife could easily expand her dick to several yards in length. The problem of fitting in into Bob's tight asshole could easily be solved by inserting it while small, and ballooning up afterwards. I think the writers made them have these Specific powers on purpose. It seems unlikely that it is a coincidence that Helen has the ability to grow a massive dick, and her husband just so happens to have an indestructible anus. Therefore I conclude that not only does Elastigirl have the biggest dick in the world, she bones Mr. Incredible with it on a regular basis. And because it is a girl and a guy, it is by definition, not gay
Please invite me to the defense of the thesis, I'll sit in the back and ask relevant questions that you can answer easily and allows you to show off your intellectual prowess at the same time.
I appreciate the effort you put into writing this. Not the result, but at least the effort.
Fuckin QED, mate
I know I couldn't do this on Reddit but can I delete someone else's post on Lemmy?
Yes.
Step 1: Host an instance
Step 2: Delete a post
I like Lemmy better already.
Hehehehe I can do that
hells yes think she could
More importantly:
The only reason they hooked up in the first place was that her powers allowed her to take that Incredidick™ without dying.
It's the, ah, finish that's the danger.
Basically this:
(I'm sorry)
Before you even get to the ...catastrophic finish, Every thrust would be a danger of either getting thrown across the room or getting crushed, unless you're...
... flexible.
you shouldnt ask questions you already know the answer to
To the person who flagged this NSFW because of the language, you probably will not last long on Lemmy if "clit" and "dick" (misspelled) are too not safe for where you work.
Doing the Lord's work Squidward
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✊ TO THE SEARCH MACHINE!
Rule 34, don't you fail me now!!
Based on random deviant art from just logging in you wont be disappointed.
everyday we stray further from god
I'm pretty sure the fanart of that exists somewhere. Rules 34 and 35, y'know.
I don't see why not.
She could, but it would be hard to keep it hardened long enough or tough enough for it to be used that way. She's not a fucking pokemon after all...
fucking pokemon
I got distracted
Speaking of Vaporeon...
Horrible day to have eyes
Gift
This will be very useful in the future in, tysm!
Cause they'll never get to see her do this?
Not with that attitude
The meme my fet needed
Wouldn't it be too sensitive to fuck with?
My wife tells me I'm to sensitive to fuck with.
Presumably the nerves wouldn't multiply and they'd be spread out, creating a faux penis in a process that wasn't entirely dissimilar from evolution's.
female hyenas would like to know your location
Well she'd probably accelerate up to teenage-boy initial orgasm speed, but because she's a woman she could just keep going until she's had enough of them. And presumably the nerve endings would be more dispersed due to stretching.
It wouldn't be pegging then, would it?
That's enough Internet for today!
I don’t know, but I guarantee they’ve at least tried.
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