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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

It's Tuesday here, we use mustard on Tuesdays.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago

fucking hell

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago

It was good until now

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Honestly it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. Try ketchup and pb and it would actually taste good, since it really is a jam. (Jelly if you wanna call that texture jelly instead.)

And jam on toast goes well with coffee and tea. So popping some straight in would be a nice sweetener.

I would definitely try this if I were mentally unstable.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Too bad a key ingredient in ketchup is vinegar, otherwise your point would make sense (same for Sriracha, which is what my mentality unstable self would add).

I imagine the salt in it also isn't a great add, and the tomato is neutral at best. There is sugar, so at least there's that.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There is an acidic touch in coffee, and many desire that. In fact I add pomegranate molasses to my coffee once in a while. Don't think it would be much if an issue. Same for salt, it'll be too minimal a flavour to matter.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’d go OG Tabasco. Hmm. Looking forward to my coffee tomorrow.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

And that's like entirely vinegar! Do dare to do it though, I'm sure it'll keep it hot long after it's cooled down.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago

a human of open mind and thoughtful taste. i respect your wild nature

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The opaqueness makes me want to call it a butter, like apple or plum butter, but it’s closer to a smooth chutney I think.

Now I’m curious about making a tomato jam.

Edit: It’s a thing: https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-tomato-jam-247279

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

major concern here is whether you might curdle the milk or creamer

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[–] Frozzie@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

My Tuesday good hbu skibidi rizzler?