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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 52 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'm almost certain this is rage bait. The kcup, the folgers, the food... Ya

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't call it ragebait, per se; just a cheeky li'l post. I've gotten a couple of decent conversations out of it so far, actually. Feel free to check the comments, or choose your own topic :-D

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

If your kitchen intentionally looks like that to get people to comment on it, it's ragebait.

If your kitchen just looks like that by default then it's just a shitpost.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

It wasn't intentionally to start conversations, but that's what I'm taking from it. It was simply me noticing my counter was messy, thought, "it'd be funny to make it worse and then act like it's normal. I should add a glue gun to reference my post from last night," making it worse, adding a glue gun to reference my post from last night, and then I took a picture of it and acted like it was normal. The coffee conversation was merely because the coffee maker was in the center of the picture. If it had been my mulberry cutting, I would've asked about plants or plastic bottles or something. It's comedy because it's not the expected norm. And it implies that I eat hot glue sticks.

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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh well, I fell for it. Still not nice to look at at xd

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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Bro it's totally ai generated I swear bro

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm joking about the ai thing, but I did stage the photo, for the record. (I noticed the milk after and have since wiped it up.)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I will when I'm not using it to transplant fruit tree cuttings, Mr. CumFart 👍

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[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this a workshop kitchen or something?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well, kinda, in the sense that I treat my entire existence as a workshop. Always tinkering, but never really accomplishing anything. Like Inspector Clouseau but with no case to speak of. A tortured artist whose only accomplished piece will be the grease stain on the cat-scratched couch. Too busy waiting on life to actually enjoy it. Too much to do to accomplish anything at all.

But I'm doing better than I used to. I used to drink!

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ay, thanks :-) Just passed 6 years!

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Welcome! Six years is a fantastic job!

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I must admit, there was one single time when I thought "maybe homemade wine will be ok" and it was not. So I did backslide 2 years ago, but I don't think it should reset the counter. Though I've never gotten an opinion on it.

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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I know, looking at this picture makes me uncomfortable.

[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I cannot possibly engage in any discussion until I clean this entire area, I'm crying rn. Make it stop make it stop

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

It's ok man, is clean now. I posted about it in a comment somewhere :-) just a joke.

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[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

You can't post anything referencing Folgers without me thinking of https://youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

At least he’s already met her parents.

LOL the comments on that, I never looked at them before

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I hope this is the commercial I hope it is

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Pretty much, lmfao

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[–] roboto@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I‘m from the EU we don’t have Folgers but I love opening a can of Sprunk or Brawndo for breakfast.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh, Brawndo is my favorite outside beverage. There's nothing like slipping on my Crocs, standing out in my yard with my guns, sipping on Brawndo and pissing into the wind.

Sprunk tastes like Vinewood talent agent semen

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[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck K-cups and all their equivalents.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I tried but it's too hot, and the hole the needle made was too big

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Admit it, you just want to fuck your sister.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I just wish I had a sister. I'm so tired of being gay incest with my brothers

[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A Dutch joke?

(keurig = neat, decent, proper)

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Man I really wish I was smart enough to have thought of that beforehand. Uhh, yes!

Is that actually true? Because that's a great accidental joke.

[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I grind my own coffee every morning for pour-over, with my digital kettle that heats the water precisely, and I use a timer to pace the brew for optimal flavor. You may think this is excessive effort but let ms assure you it is worth it! Nothing can beat the flavor of lightly roasted single origin pure robusta coffee.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I grind my coffee in the same hand-crank grinder my grandma used all her life, then brew it in a moka pot.
I like simplicity.

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[–] gac11@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We're like twins

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[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Judging by the state of the kitchen, he likes garbage.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup!

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[–] CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man you really got me, til I saw this shitpost community. Still make mine with a percolator or espresso lavazza bean is good

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've never tried a percolator, but I hear mixed reviews. Probably because I hear things from both hipsters and hobos.

[–] CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it is hit or miss, depends if you like a strong cup. Also takes a few tries to get the water to grounds ratio until it makes one you like. Or if it doesn't auto stop you gotta keep an eye on how dark it gets

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