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My brain: Do it.

Me: Why

My brain: Just do it.

Me: Okay

Two images:

Top image is of a pen. Bottom image is the same pen dismantled with its parts neatly placed to show where the go in the pen.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Then you play with the spring which ends up shooting across the room and into another dimension and you no longer have a pen.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Sure you do, it's just much, much skinnier.

[–] SteveXVII@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago

Then you take the spring from an empty pen and use that one.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I just had immediate flashbacks to taking apart every pen I could get my hands on in church service

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Back in '93 I could field strip a Bic pen in ten seconds blindfolded

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Just hide them underneath the hymnal in the back of the pew ahead of you, no one will know your sins.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The calling of an aspiring bomb defusion technician.

[–] Termiboros@lemmy.autism.place 6 points 3 months ago

A: "They're giving the signal, the bomb's defused!"

B: "They were so fast as well, truly one of our best."

A: "Hold on, what are they doing now?"

B: "Are they repairing the bomb?!"

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Back in Junior High, two friends and I used to speed break down and rebuild these like they were rifles or something. Had a blast timing ourselves.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I can field strip a G2 blindfolded. Hu-ah!

[–] Not2Dopey@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Why didn't they take the metal top off? You have to dismantle it the entire way. Amateur.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Ah, 90% of what I did in high school...

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I see you have figured out how to field strip your weapon. Now put it back together and see if it works

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Now rig it up so that it will fire out that little plastic bit.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Speed reassembly is one thing, and sourcing parts from different pens to make mixes is fun too.

[–] Termiboros@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile I'm getting stressed when accidentally mixing up parts of two identical pens

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It worked for JerryRigEverything.

[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

this exact model of the pen is the type i used to dismantle the most.