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WYR: Have a permanent 10% discount at your favourite coffee place or find a parking spot within 2 blocks of your destination 30% more often than you currently do. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm in a small town and I own a coffee pot.

Both of these sound worse than my everyday life.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I don't drink coffee and I don't drive. There is nothing here for me.

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

if there's not a parking spot within two blocks of my destination I'm going home

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works -1 points 4 months ago

Least car dependent American

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I'm not a coffee drinker so I guess I'll take the better parking even though that situation would almost never come up for me

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 4 points 4 months ago

With how stupidly hard is to find a parking spot where I live, a 30% increase in those odds could very well mean I'll find parking near where I'm going once more a year. I'll take the coffee discount. At least I'll save some cents every day.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I pretty much just drive to work twice a week and park in the building....but I haven't been to a coffee shop in years...so parking I guess?

[–] boredsquirrel 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is so oddly specific and kinda uninspired XD

are you okay?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

laughs with disabled tag

Yeah, I'll take the better parking, please.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Neither of these would help me really. I hate coffee and live in a small town where parking is never a problem. Guess the parking might help when I travel to bigger cities.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

I'll take the parking.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Parking, it's much more frustrating ~~but~~ *not being able to park

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

I'll take the easier parking please. Not a coffee guy.