~~princess diana~~ the guy from wham
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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George Michael. Say his name.
~~George Michael~~ his name
And I'm never gonna shampoo again, guilty hair has got no rhythm
Shoulda known better than to steal shampoo from a friend 🤷🏻♂️
I'm not kidding, I used to think the lyric was "filthy feet and I got no river".
You should wake me up before you shampoo, I don't wanna miss it when you hit that hair
Damn, Princess Diana got it goin on!
*Prince
I'd say "did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again" would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don't have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I'd jerk off with expensive face cream. It's a vicious cycle
Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.
Me too buddy, meee too
My sister gets expensive and fancy shampoos and conditioners but they don't leave my hair looking hella good the way some cheap-ass L'Oreal does.
It's all got to do with the pH. That stands for pretty hair by the way
So higher pH equals more pretty hair? I'll go wash my hair with sodium hydroxide, brb!
I got “Justin Trudeau in light drag” vibes