this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
444 points (96.8% liked)

Microblog Memes

5393 readers
4575 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And I'm never gonna shampoo again, guilty hair has got no rhythm

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shoulda known better than to steal shampoo from a friend ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not kidding, I used to think the lyric was "filthy feet and I got no river".

[โ€“] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

You should wake me up before you shampoo, I don't wanna miss it when you hit that hair