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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Frodo if Sam got to do as much cooking as he wanted

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

It would also have taken 6 movies, imagine if they could actually stop for every meal in a typical hobbit schedule.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Elijah "Wouldya-put-the-fork-down"

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 months ago

Lord of the Onion Rings

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 13 points 4 months ago

All right, then. Keep your donuts.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If Brendan Fraser was Kirby and he ate Elijah Wood.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Brendan Fraser

I won't tolerate slander of the man.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Oh I'd slander the fuck out of him.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Fucking Frito Baggins up in here.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 5 points 4 months ago

Moisturize me!

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

37/m/LA

[User disconnected]

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Mr froyo I don't feel so good

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He has the facial expression of someone patiently waiting for someone else to stop talking

[–] spoon00@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

Advanced Squad Leader! Snake eyes!

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Jerad? Is that you?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The Fellowship Of The Whale, a Darren Aronofsky film.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Aww it looks like if Jonah Hill were typecast as the chubby yet cherubic best friend. Back when Jonah Hill was chubby.

[–] bellly@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Sorry i dont speak sign language