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[–] Liz@midwest.social 145 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Good. We shouldn't be afraid of anatomy.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 63 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the other end is much scarier anyway. More teeth and all that.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 5 months ago (3 children)

more teeth

I have questions.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago

"Rectuma Dentata", what a wonderful phrase

Rectuma Dentata ain't no passing craze

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

Is your question: Is 30 more than 3? Tigers have 30 teeth in the front, which is less than dogs have (they've got 42).

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lol, it's feet look like painted cinderblocks... But okay.

You do you.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Yeah! Where that tiger dick?

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 84 points 5 months ago

My son (6 at the time) and I built this set a few years ago, using the LEGO app on his tablet for the instructions. After completing it, we were asked to do a survey about the set... Sure why not.

What was your favorite part about this build?

The butthole

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Would it really be a cat if it didn't show you it's butthole?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 66 points 5 months ago (3 children)

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

they didn't have to do that but they did it anyway

this is how history is made

beautiful actually

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Baffling to omit.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

⭕

[–] thisfro 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More like 🌸

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Personally I like the Walmart sphincter logo

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Walmart - anus

Target - nipple

Amazon - penis

Sex sells for sure

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

I like the Greendale Community College logo myself

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What's the LEGO set code .. asking .. for a friend.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So you're telling me that somewhere at LEGO they actually have a bag of assholes?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

They call it “the C-Suite”.

[–] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Probably next to the bag of dicks

[–] Minnels@lemm.ee 22 points 5 months ago

Not only do you have a butthole on this model but you also get to build all the intestines, heart etc. It was kind of weird to build this model. Can recommend!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't need this much accuracy.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

It's very flowery in its depiction

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

It's the brown eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight

Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor builds Legos in the night

And he's watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't want an atomically correct Apex predator in my home, even if it is made out of Lego.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 5 months ago

Do you not have a butthole or do you just sleep outside? 🤔

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Butt why?

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?P=24866

(Give the site a bit for maintenance)

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

The ones from Jekca are nicer.

leopard

[–] Bronzefish@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

But has it a buthole?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I really don't like those diamond blocks that you need to stick a rod into it ^to keep it stable^.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago

This brand is for modelling purposes, so it makes sense.

[–] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Not the first time. 80107, if you press the bull's hole it lights up.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The already doing it better than that cats movie

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I wasn't ready for such life changing knowledge

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

https://youtu.be/Mx0NLGcL6pI

This is what came to mind* immediately

Something we need but do not know we want

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

a breather