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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 147 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I prefer not to talk about being straight. It is one of my least cool traits.

[–] growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 5 months ago

Wait, you're not making your sexuality and gender your identity?

Loser.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

You got cool traits? Must be nice…

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Being straight is not woke bro. Get some dick fr fr no cap fam ong.

fr fr go woke or go broke

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 110 points 5 months ago (4 children)

This is the future they left wants

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 101 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism isn't just a saying, it's a lifestyle

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

No genders, no masters

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 29 points 5 months ago

Sally forth the Queerletariat!

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's also a beloved science fiction franchise.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

c/TenForward leaking

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

c/theculture is leaking

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I put Luxury before Automated so the acronym is FLAGS-C

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Without luxury and communism, you just get fully automated gay space.

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haha. I was trying to make the joke without actually being offensive.

I didn't use that word, I just made you think it.

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Ahaha don't worry, I got your meaning. Just wanted to point out I got the joke.

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Humanity is transient. If we go out by being queer and not having kids, it's better than many of the other ways.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The gay apocalypse? The cockpocalypse!

That's way more fun than zombies!

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mannimarco@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I understood that reference

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Cockblockalypse

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Isn't this basically the exact thing that happened with the "mouse utopia" project?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

Nobody on the left wants crappy surveys

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

If you're in the USA you don't have left anyway, it's just right and extremely right

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 71 points 5 months ago

I don't think that it's forgotten I think it's a great representation of flipping the roles around. Instead of leaving out LGBTQ+ they chose to have straight be the other this time.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

People lack of imagination is the problem. You're a man into women, mark lesbian, woman into men, mark gay. Easy as that.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 30 points 5 months ago

Who knew we were right all along back in middle school.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

So, the L word really was lesbian. Nice!!

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I feel persecuted; I'm shitting and cumming in fear.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Better than cumming shit. UTIs abound.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago

This one’s easy just mark gay or bisexual

[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago

Literally exterminating straight culture

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Noooooo, my heterosexuality is being repressed! /s

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

tim pool is probably already making a video about it

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Watching the wheels turn when a straight person, upset by being forgotten, is told that this is what LGBTQ+ people are used to and have had to deal with for most of history.

chef's kiss

[–] sparkle@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Usually people like that are one reality check away from unmasking and going full-on "it's just unnatural, it's not normal and it's disgusting".

Arguing with conservatives is basically just peeling an onion full of concern baiting, sealioning, plausible deniability, and euphemisms; when you shatter their initial disenginuous line of reasoning (which may seem innocent or reasonable at first to the naked eye), they start digging into arguments that get more and more misdirected and irrational...

When you exhaust their load of fake arguments/"reasoning" that they bend at will, the ones that only exist to defend their already pre-determined position, they start to show their true colors and get into their real irrational and hateful motives for propogating their beliefs.

"Well I'm just concerned about LGBT people grooming children"... "I'm fine with the gays as long as they keep it to themselves, this cancel culture is just excessive"... "It's allowing trans people [[trans women]] in bathrooms and sports that I worry about, think of the real women who are scared and have a biological disadvantage against men"... "Biden is encouraging 8 year olds to transition, this 'transgender' thing is just a trend, pride is a ploy for corporations to make more money and you're just a tool for participating in it"... "Same-sex relations and transgenderism are a sin, I don't think their freedoms should be restricted, but I disagree with them personally, also gays have a higher rate of abusive relationships"... "Straight people [[men]] are persecuted, there's nothing made for normal people anymore and it's all catered towards the gays, it's dangerous to be straight now, I'm scared of telling someone I'm straight in case they blow up on me and call me homophobic like a blue-haired feminist"... "You shouldn't be queer in public, what if children watch it and transform into gays themselves, it's all inordinately fetishistic"... "Being queer is fucking unnatural and seeing men kissing in public is disgusting, your kind are child groomers and rapists, keep your hands off of children, you're going to Hell, stop spreading your Wokeism ideology and ruining my video games and anime, also traps aren't gay I'm straight for liking them and MHA and Konosuba and K-On and Dragon Maid are the best animes"

is about how it goes – minus the anime part, unless you're on an online anime community, lol (fascists love prepubescent anime girls a lot). They're very supportive of queer representation as long as it's exclusively in their pornography and kawaii anime, but only if you objectify and tokenize the queer characters and refuse to acknowledge their queerness, hmmm curious... what amount of Astolfo (Fate) and queer porn addicts do you think aren't raving homophobes that call feminine male, non-binary, and androgynous anime characters & actors objectifying terms and slurs while simultaneously convincing themselves that what they're doing is completely straight and that they're not sinning to the lord? It'd be a faster count than those who are I bet.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 months ago

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 15 points 5 months ago

Don't even have demiromantic though, smh my head

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Should be multiple choice tho. You can be gay and asexual. Homoromantic

[–] Eiim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Since it specifically says sexual orientation and not romantic orientation, I think asexual would be the correct answer in that situation.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I wonder if that was my Alma Mater. Transylvania University has an extremely high LGBTQ population. Like well over 30% of my freshman class back in '96