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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Vote Lemon party in the next election.

[–] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Psst, that last word is spelled with an β€œr”.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Who wants repeated erections?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-P08sAY1P4 (English subtitles available)

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I'm intrigued. Is there a website you can point me to?

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Strong Pig in Smoke energy

relevant photo of a mural with Putin and Trump kissing

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Trump also wearing an Adidas jacket is a nice touch.

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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Both are a reference to this picture on the Berlin wall, by the way:

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 9 points 5 months ago

The β€žcaptionβ€œ really makes it:

β€žMy God, help me survive this deadly loveβ€œ

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

two demented old farts that don't know anything. Those are our options.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

But what if

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Demented old farts but BISEXUAL

[–] Praxis@yiffit.net 16 points 5 months ago

Maybe we can reform after all

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[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

One old fart that vows revenge on his political foes.

One old fart that is the most progressive president in the last 40 years.

Take your pick.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (6 children)

One old fart that vows revenge on his political foes.

True. You forgot to mention that he's a literal fascist, though. That's important information.

One old fart that is the most progressive president in the last 40 years.

..did you smoke crack between those two sentences? Were you typing while driving, got in a horrible accident leaving you with intermittent aphasia, then finished the comment anyway?

Because it's either that or you're trying to gaslight us all completely unnecessarily.

You don't have to pretend that he's great. Hell, you don't even have to pretend that he's not bad!

Just reminding people that he's the only alternative to the vengeful fascist should be enough. After all, that was 100% of his campaign strategy the first time around and it (barely) worked!

[–] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (13 children)

Reagan, HW Bush, Clinton, W Bush, Obama, Trump. Take your pick.

β€œMost progressive” is not a high bar to clear. It's a reasonably fair claim that Biden has been more progressive than Obama, and definitely isn’t outrageous enough to justify ranting about crack smoking and traumatic brain damage.

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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 38 points 5 months ago

If these two can get along, as the photo clearly shows, so can all of us

[–] LimaPatina@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Anybody recognise what motor that is?

[–] cmfhsu@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Looks like a Subaru engine

[–] Shawdow194@kbin.run 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] cmfhsu@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I could be optimistic and say it's a Porsche engine!

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[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Ha. That was my first question when I saw this.

It looks horizontally opposed. I want to say it's an ej out of a Subaru. Top right looks like the bracket for the turbo heat shield. Plenty of lines on the right for the coolant going to the turbo. What's throwing me is the black plastic on the top left. Looks like the intake resonator that sits inside the front fender of the bugeye.

I'm going to guess it's an ej20 rather than the ej25. I know that resonator was in the 2003 wrx, which, at least in the US, only came as a 2.0L. I don't know if the 2004 wrx still had that same intake as they changed a lot that year.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

The spinny kind.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

No one would vote for them if we did.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Yes we can!

Wait, that one's taken too? Uggh

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 8 points 5 months ago

Is there any web comics of trump x biden yaoi

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can't just we get all along

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The dual troll is one of my favorites. When you can get both sides fuming at the same time.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Can't tell whether it's cemtrist BS or satire. And if it's sature, whether it's just pride, or also communist (because it really reminds me of that fraternal kiss graffiti of Brezhnev and Honecker on the Berlin Wall).

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Communism is when two old men kiss

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

The fraternal kiss was literally a way for communists to recognize each other, and the Eastern Block used it as a formal greeting.

[–] SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I know who owns this. It's not satire.

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[–] Missmuffet@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
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