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alt-textPost: My attention has been drawn to this packaging design from HP, which presumably someone approved.
Image: In a brown cardboard box sits a shipment inside a protecting wrapper. The wrapper is illustrated with two hands with index fingers extended, indicating that you should put your fingers in the hole in the middle of the wrapper and tear it apart.

Source

Edit: if you’re too young (or innocent?) to immediately understand the reference, DO NOT web search

❌goatse

It’s graphic and you will never be able to unsee it

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[–] proper@lemmy.world 85 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] Fester@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago

Be wary of two-handing

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago

If only I had a giant,

But hole...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 77 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It actually reminds me more of the

What if we were to kiss inside the box of the anti-customer printer

haha jk... unless?

 😳
πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ
[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I would have trouble NOT approving this. Like an internet version of a cardinal sin

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 42 points 5 months ago

Goated design.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

alt-text is the meta art form of Lemmy and posts like this are why.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think the straightforward-ness of it is what I like about it. I'm deriving satisfaction from - and appreciating - the restraint and media-literacy necessary to write a concise yet factual description of some, frankly, bonkers shit.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Isn’t it great? Credit to the linked source!

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

excited goatse noises

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Just a Tears of the Kingdom reference. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

😏

[–] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Seems to be a recurring theme in the Zelda universe...

fitting, considering HP products are ass

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 20 points 5 months ago
[–] DefiantBidet@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

need to put the wedding band on the hand to cast no doubt.... ahh goatse... a different time

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago

It's a hard job but somebody's goatse-d to do it.

Hewwit Packwawwd 😳

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

What if we kissed under the hello.jpg?