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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions

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[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I just like vegetables

[–] splinter@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 3 months ago

Some are even aubergines

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Diet is what you eat, not what you buy or what recipes you read on the web.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

TIL vegetables have intentions

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are intentions. I [carrot] to do some grocery shopping today.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I knew beets were up to no good.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just beet it! Beet it! No one wants to beet it, beet it!!!

I used to think that song was about jerking off, but now I realize its about eating healthy. Thats why Weird Al made it a parody about eating unhealthy food.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

It can be about jerking off if you want it to.

Also yeah me too.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago