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[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 months ago

One Thing After Another.

[–] krakenfury@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 months ago

The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 points 5 months ago

A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 5 months ago

Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone.. I think.

[–] no_kill_i@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"

Or

"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.

[–] Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it 9 points 5 months ago
[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 months ago

"I Die at the End"

[–] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called "Wait...what?"

[–] Sammirr@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

From West to East: Not the usual road traveled

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Ever Upward to the Middle.

I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.

So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done

[–] PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Butter Side Up

[–] miracleorange@beehaw.org 4 points 5 months ago

Just came up with these off the top of my head...

Baby Doomer

A Long Gay's Journey into Light

Life Sucks and Then You Die: The Uplifting Guide to Looking on the Bright Side

[–] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

CHAOS

A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos

And the reviews would look like this

"Everything happening all at once..." - Rolling stone

"What the fuck is the main story here?" - Like Magazine

"What did I just watch?" - some random movie patron

[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Intensely Human

One autistic man’s struggle to fit in without breaking

[–] scott@lem.free.as 4 points 5 months ago

"Wait. What?"

[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Canada's Brightest Ditch-Digger

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago

Hobby Spider

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

"Haha, There Goes The Paint Locker!"

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"She doesn't wamt you to read this book"

[–] arxdat@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Somehow, I manage

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Don't Bother Reading

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A multitude of fuckups.

[–] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Unfiltered insanity: a story of extreme ups and downs

[–] MetricIsRight@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Buckle Up, Disappointment Awaits!

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

How to Waste Your Potential by Taking the Easy Path at Every Key Moment

[–] xilona@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Yes, You can!

[–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

How A Man Changes

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

From stickmen to angels: The life of a self-taught artist

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

I see you have nothing better to do

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 2 points 5 months ago

Never lucky

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Huh, Aussiemandeus.

[–] Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

All This Shit is Weird:

The Dalek_Thal Story

[–] dotslashme@infosec.pub 2 points 5 months ago

Living with imaginary friends

[–] bestusername@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The New Testament...

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you are an anti-semetic narcissist with daddy issues that is in love with a hooker and your 12 bros all fondly remember the time a few Italian soldiers nailed you on a mountain, got it.

[–] bestusername@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Nail ~~it~~ me!