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Senate Passes Emergency Border Funding To Prevent Female Leadership From Spreading To U.S. (www.theonion.com)
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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Onion really has been set free, I bet they're having a blast.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

Man these articles since the takeover are sharp

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I ate the onion this time, the caption is completely believable

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We can't have women in power. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Is this why women choose bears over men?