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[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 78 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bruh they're cute as FUCK but Idk who they are. Lol.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Where're they from? A game? Anime? An anime game?

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Ah okay. Thanks. 👍

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Also, the lack of cuisses bothers me...

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Hey boys related topic

Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a dental dam in real life

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Advised of them in school… decade(s) pass… where the dams at

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (4 children)

It a dam shame to separate the beaver like that

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[–] dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 5 months ago

I’ve seen a beaver dam

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

I actually have, even held it, never used it though

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was in a poly relationship with a sex educator so I've not only seen but also used dental dams, as well as all different kinds of condoms.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

So there is somebody!

🏅 for staying safe

:)

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does it count if you saw what peeked out of your mouth?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if you’re making a joke about this kind or what :)

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am indeed. Although I believe the one they used was a bit smaller.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Aww wittle bb mouf

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You vs the guy she said not to worry about

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

You vs the girl she said not to worry about

[–] Tamkish@programming.dev 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

How big was the gyatt

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Keep this in mind the next time she tells you that you are "so big".

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am, but vaginas are bigger. It's the tenting; I can fit my whole fist in there and I've got big hands.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most of them also bleed monthly. You're welcome.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's because they floss too hard.

Probably.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

"Flossing the Vagina Dentata" 👈 title of my memoirs

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

Shai hulud!

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TIL humans are in fact Hyaenas.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Or cassowaries.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

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[–] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why would they be a bigger circumference than a diva cup? The circumference of a diva cup matches that of the figure on the left.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

The female condom has two rigid rings, one in the sealed end that sits under the cervix, and one at the open end.

The ring at the open end is designed to hold the condom open and give the penetrating partner a nice big safe target to make sure the penis/toy/whatever goes inside the condom and not accidentally between the condom and the vaginal wall. This ring also provides some minor protection to parts of the vulva due to its size.

The internal ring is much smaller by comparison, and is not that much larger than a diva cup. The internal ring of a female condom is a similar size to a "soft cup" menstrual cup, it's a little bit smaller than a contraceptive diaphragm.

[–] liv@lemmy.nz 8 points 5 months ago

If they were the size of a penis it would just be the male condom with extra steps.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Is it hard to bear? My overwhelming power? Its weight. Its...girth.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

"Even a 747 jumbo jet engine looks tiny flying into the grand canyon!" ~ HHH

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Gotta remember all the bigheaded babies on earth came through those

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Hope springs eternal in the hearts of women.

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