Corps during pride month
The Gay Jewish Space Laser has been test fired. Please input coordinates for first strike.
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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For anyone wondering this is in Moscow
Lore and the crystalline entity would like to know your location.
The rainbow is just searching for the pot of gold that's supposed to be at the end. And it won't let anything get in its way!
Corporate really took that fairy tale and ran with it, eh?
Someone called down a pride orbital laser stratagem.
That bunny doesn't realize he is about to experience managed democracy.
Yet another victory for manged ☆queeromacy☆
Ah shit, that reminds me I need to go get killed by the airstrikes of internet randos in helldivers again. 10/10 game
Either that or accidentally be in front of a turret that just targeted a small bug right behind you.
that panda rabbit's gonna get turned into a snail
I believe that is a conch, not a snail
Conches are a type of marine gastropods.
Since you made me double check, you get a Weasley
Ps. That's actually a European stoat... ;)
Aw, she's cute! Thanks! I'll name her Brenda, and give her all the noggin pats.
Well it shouldn't have learnt how to run away from the school of Prometheus then!
I just realized they could totally sell us chocolate statues in gold foil of MLK on MLK day, and commandeer the holiday with more than a weekend sale. And we'd buy them and call that celebrating.
Though the real gay space laser just fancies up the terrain and turns everyone gay in its wake.
That's the conservative nightmare.
"Give us money... or else!"