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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 156 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Opinion: When you are trying to build a community it is more important to use whatever platform your users can be found on than to be a purist.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 118 points 6 months ago (11 children)

but discord is simply less accessible than any other option. I can't even login without identifying 25 bicycles lmao

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[–] helios@social.ggbox.fr 78 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Putting everything on discord makes information unsearchable via search engines, which is objectivily not great. This recent habit is contributing to killing the web.

On a more subjective note, I just don't like it. On the top of my head : Confusing interface, wont' shut up about nitro, requires a phone number.

[–] version_unsorted@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 months ago

It's kind of stupid this even has to exist tbh

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[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Opinion: Not if that community advertises itself to know/care about open source. Using a proprietary, privacy unfriendly service which uses predatory marketing to get people to spend money on bs stuff and arbitrarily paywall functionalities is both anti open source and anti people. Its enabling those companies. One could maybe argue for a strict bridge which only server to connect those who resist foss platforms.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"I've built an off-grid support group. Join us on Facebook."

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[–] jnk@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 months ago

Counterpoint: If said community is about a certain type of software, decisions over the type of platform matter more than popularity within teenagers. Coherence is important.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, i can't be there because the only provider doesn't accept my (mandatory) phone number.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago

My phone is set up as a tablet. It has no usable number.

I think it would be neat for Discord to enter the millennium.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 16 points 6 months ago

trying to build a community

I honestly think that's the big part there. You can build a great app but it doesn't matter if no one is using it and you don't get feed back or it's not shared around.

So, here we are trying to use the newest virtual 3rd space to create a community so that there is people will feel engaged in the product and share it around to add more.

But that's also an issue with discord. It wants to be a social space more than a useful space and it usually gets entirely dominated by a few users with others less inclined to add in. It's also accessible but not easy necessarily to stumble into if you are outside of the community trying to look into it more.

It just does the wrong job, slower and less efficient than old school forums or wikis, but it's the tools we have to use in this less efficient connected Internet of the now.

[–] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Set up a Matrix space, bridge the channels to Discord. Everyone wins.

(But don't use IM outside of its useful scope regardless)

[–] iltg@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

if you're trying to build a chatroom then any chat software goes but if you're trying to build a community you should probably use something searchable and indexed, like real community software

also i find it laughable that users must already be on such platform, by your logic all communities should be mailing lists

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[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 74 points 6 months ago (6 children)

The logo and "join our Discord" text are more than half cut off for me. Is that the original cropping, or is it a client (Jerboa) issue?

[–] reimufumo@lemmy.ca 103 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 88 points 6 months ago (10 children)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cropped memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of memetics and linguistics most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also the high contrast color pallette, which is deftly woven into the message. Lemmy users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike cropped memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in longing for the bottom half of the text, "Join our Discord". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the meme's genius wit unfolds itself on their smartphone screens. What fools..

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a cropped tattoo? Can we see it?

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[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 11 points 6 months ago

I uSE aRcH Btw

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[–] HKayn@dormi.zone 23 points 6 months ago

The fact that this is the top comment sends a funny message about the Lemmy community as a whole.

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[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 73 points 6 months ago (5 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 75 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Project wiki >>>>>>>>...>>>>> discord >> communication via carrier pigeons

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I think you're being a little unfair, communication via carrier pigeons is a valid solution as it outpaces IPv4/IPv6 carriers to this day

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[–] msage@programming.dev 44 points 6 months ago (11 children)

while yes, there are many BETTER alternatives already disponible

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[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 months ago

People did improve society, they made Matrix and XMPP.

The seatbelts already exist, you just need to use them.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Matrix really isn't that hard.

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[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 71 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Congratulations. You have successfully repeated the joke.

[–] Prunebutt 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair: the cropping makes it hard to spot.

[–] dabu@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I believe that was intended. It's a way to "hide" the punchline on an image so it's not obvious at the first glimpse

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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Where matrix or/and xmpp

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 25 points 6 months ago

I said "future" hehe

[–] efstajas@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

I see this point a lot and I don't get it at all. You can do something awesome, free and open-source but use tools that aren't, especially when we're talking about community building. Sure, you can do your outreach exclusively on Mastodon or Farcaster, but the most eyes just happen to be on closed platforms, so it'd just be self-sabotage. Doing the only thing that makes sense doesn't make you a hypocrite.

[–] wallmenis@lemmy.one 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)
[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Enough to necessitate this meme.

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[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Virtually all of new projects created after certain years. Younger devs prefer setting up a discord server first than setting up a documentation site/wiki. I feel old.

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