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WYR: Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you'll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard? Please hurry (literature.cafe)
submitted 4 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[โ€“] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is there a visible plunger or poop knife in the vicinity of the toilet? If so, your decision is simple.

Either way, I'd still choose the toilet. Don't put too much paper in at once, and if it clogs, just quietly inform the host. Toilets clog all the time, and it's not a big deal. A year from now, people won't remember "the dude who clogged the toilet", but they'd definitely remember "the dude who pooped in the backyard".

[โ€“] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 5 points 4 months ago

Too late ๐Ÿ˜ซ

[โ€“] alyth@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like how you just said "or poop knife" as if that's a completely normal thing. Now I wonder if I'm out of the loop.

[โ€“] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

It was an infamous R*ddit post from a few years back:

Poop knife story