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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Definitely going with the snakes. Snakes don't like to move across wide open, smooth ground, and there's a lot of that in the mall. Even if they choose to, they can't do it quickly and have to use their ribs like millipede feet. So, I can just hang out in the middle of a big open area and the mambas will probably just go hide in a shoebox at Footlocker.