Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: be trapped in a mall for 24h with a Silverback Gorilla or 5 Black Mambas. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Gorillas seem pretty chill, and easier to hide from. I can fit into spaces the silverback couldn't.

Alternatively, if I can find some winter clothes and a walk-in fridge/freezer, I could be safe from any cold-blooded creature.

I think I might go with the gorilla though. Best case scenario, the gorilla and I bond over our shared experience in the mall and become friends :)

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Gorillas can get really mad over overpriced coffee tho, so be careful