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You ever been into a stall at a concert or sporting event? There’s almost always a toilet like this. People are monsters.
I've volunteered at them. One particularly interesting (and thankfully paid) just was washing out the portapotties (from way back, with a pressure washer). I've seen things that shouldn't be humanly possible, how does one shit on the ceiling?
Oh, on the ceiling was almost certainly a drunken wiping accident. Wipe, inspect fingers, discover ¾ of your turd on your hand, wildly flail until clean.