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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I actually disagree here, I believe a sandwich has to be thin enough in at least one dimension to facilitate a cross sectional bite with a normal amount of mouth opening.

Nobody should have to unhinge their jaw like a python to get a good bite of a properly made sandwich!

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

As evidence to the contrary, may I present: The Safeway Lumberjack Sandwich!

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

FOR TEN DOLLARS?‽!

I need to find my nearest Safeway

EDIT: the nearest one is two states away. I’m gonna cry.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

Haha yeah, I have survived on these things during uh... income droughts.

Sure, it doesnt taste amazing, but its a stupid amount of sandwich for the price.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel I might be misunderstanding the scale of what I'm looking at, that looks like a perfectly reasonable example of a proper sandwich, easily held, able to be bitten in cross section without unhinging the jaw, unless you want to eat it vertically like a more orally painful version of the tumblr burrito rant.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago

The bread is quite soft and compresses a good deal, which also helps.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

And like all those prepackaged sandwiches, all the filling is purposely piled in the front to look like it's filled, while the back is just poorly cue sub bread and nothing else.

Let's see a real cross-section of that sandwich, where we can actually see inside. I'd bet $10 that is looks more like this: https://i.imgur.com/rgGljaK.jpeg

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

If you film a sandwich, umyou end up with soft squishy bread. Not that this one seemed that great to begin with.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Marketsupreme@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Every time this is posted…

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you go to the website there's a detailed explanation.

But yes, a hotdog is a taco when its cut down the middle side or top, its a burrito when the hotdog is encased in the bread.

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago

By this diagram, the Hawaiian Puka Dog is sushi.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

THE BREAD SHOULD BE A SIGNIFICANT COMPONENT OF THE MEAL! NOT A GLORIFIED BOOKEND FOR YOU TO PUT AN ENTIRE GODDAMNED MEATLOAF BETWEEN!

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

It’s because Americans have shit bread, they don’t know how to estimate its contribution to a meal

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wish you were right. But overpriced restaurants that serve burgers with a vertical height challenging to most intermediate pole vaulters would suggest otherwise.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I actually think Burgers are often the worst offenders here

The point of it being a sandwich is that you can hold the whole thing or at least whole segment you're monching in your hand, those super stack burgers are so big they need to be held up so that they don't collapse under their own weight

That's not a sandwich, that's a pile of meat cheese and assortment with a side of two slices of your choice of bread or roll.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I share your distain for the format. And yet...

that's a pile of meat cheese and assortment

...it calls me.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

It can be delicious without having to be a sandwich, let it be it's own beautiful mess of uncontained food that struggles to remain stacked even when laid back into a container

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

but I do like to think if someone drops a slice of bread in the US at the same time of someone in Australia humanity makes an Earth Sandwich

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Man, where's Kurzgesagt when you need them to explain perfect sandwich cut theory