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submitted 7 months ago by Microw@lemm.ee to c/leaky_cauldron@diagonlemmy.social

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Maybe your best friend Harry, with his vault filled with literal piles of gold, can help you out.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And Harry really owed them some money since he would spend some time at their house and sleep/eat for free, he is such a jerk

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Also banged their daughter

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It is considered impolite to offer money to someone after banging their relative. Assumed pimping is not a good look.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Muggle logic

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I mean, he did end up marrying her though, hahaha.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Harry's been so 'poor' his life, he probably didn't remember he had a vault until he got a girlfriend.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

A girlfriend who is a member of said family

[–] thechadwick@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Ron will never pull himself up by his magical bootstraps with that kind of entitlement attitude.

Wizards these days... Nobody wants to do the work transmuting elements into gold anymore.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like socialism.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The wizarding world is strangely conservative.. for some reason

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yup! They can literally create anything with a wave of their wand, yet they still have poor wizards.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If there weren't poor wizards, there wouldn't be anything for other poor wizards to aspire to be better than

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Wizarding prowess seems like a strong motivator. But what do I know? I'm not a crazy yuppy.