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submitted 3 months ago by Delta_V@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out.

Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun.

I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right.

"I wanted a wall but not against me!"

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

wait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn't Trump just claim it as a yuge win?

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

This was his plan the whole time.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

That’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Somehow Mexico's wall would be racist and an affront to American "Freedoms".

The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I think we need some cartels...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The cartels aren't assassinating people that don't fight political corruption.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Journalists..... maybe... but the rest of this makes them sound pretty mean.