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[–] HootinNHollerin 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

I was being recruited to design and develop a machine that sorted bull semen into male and female and I half jokingly said I’d consider it if i could have the title of Sr Semen Sorter and manager said ok. COVID stopped the project though

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At first I was like "good luck finding that female semen..." Then I realized I'm just dumb.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I'm still not getting it lol

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

In case you seriously aren't getting it, it would sort sperm based on whether it had an "x" or a "y" chromosome

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Shit ok that's what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that's not how it works lmao.

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Thanks for explaining it . I really didn't get it lol .

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can separate bull semen? I don't want to Google this. How is this done?

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 months ago

No need to Google

You can separate bull semen

by just using your mouth. Hope this helps!

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 4 points 5 months ago

At least you weren’t the Head Semen Collector

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

This sounds like the opposite of "milk a bull" jokes.