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[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

and will never know greater awareness, just like he deserves.

You say he deserves blissfull ignorance.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No. He deserves a minute inside the Absolute Perspective Vortex.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

He deserves 15 to Life in a Supermax.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

To torment him with the realization?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yes. The opposite of blissful ignorance is painful maximal understanding, right? Maybe he should be gifted a "Blessing of Unfathomable Empathy" by a great and powerful witch instead.

Whichever is easiest. Or more painful emotionally.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Empathy could be useful.

He could still turn his life around if he had empathy.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Could said witch perhaps try her luck on any of the GOP usual suspects and make them less ghoulish? Where would one even start?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

How do you think they got this way?

[–] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

From what I understand he's damn sure ignorant, but never blissful. Like I said, a stupid hick.