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What did you buy that improved your life? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by linucs@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Oh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

...up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you...

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not you; it's me. We've just...drifted apart! turns around, crying

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

you just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)

I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Give me your MONEY right now!

(seriously, hands up. Let's see em)

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?)

No, I don't think I WHALE.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

shoots gun into shoulder

Yeah, so, money now if you would, please

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Your F A C E.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your M U M.

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

That's what she said.

[–] grrgyle 2 points 7 months ago

Sorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books