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submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago (2 children)

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thankfully, bacon makes a fucking mes and stinks up the house for days. The cleanup alone keeps me from cooking it whenever.

[–] insufferableninja@lemdro.id 1 points 5 months ago

do you not know about cooking it in a microwave on some paper towels?

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

And now i want a maple bacon cheesecake.