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[–] anticolonialist@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] Knossos@lemmy.world 73 points 6 months ago (4 children)

It isn't just about the military. I've not read the article, but Germany suffers from not having enough people working in social services. This problem got worse after getting rid of conscription. You could either choose military service or social work.

By reintroducing it, they hope to fill in some gaps.

[–] ed_cock@feddit.de 100 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"What should we do to get more people working in the health sector?"

"Better pay and more manageable shifts!"

"Roll back privatization to shift the focus to sustainability over profits!"

"I'd just enslave the youth again."

[Employee 1& 2 get defenestrated for a change]

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Defenestrated? You think the German military has that large of a budget?!

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can use the same window more than once

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's a great idea, but how much glass do you need to knock out of a window before it just becomes door.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Haha, trick question. Doors go all the way to the floor.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Pedantically speaking... they don't. And it may be difficult to draw a distinction between a window with a very low sill and a door with an extremely high sill.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Doors usually have something on the other side.

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 4 points 6 months ago

Der Fenstersturzschein des TÜV ist für nur einen Fenstersturz gültig. Sie müssen die Fenstersturzmeldungstelle noch mal kontaktiert um einen neuen Schein zu bekommen, dann einen anderen Termin bei uns nachfragen. Schönen tag noch. HALLO NÄCHSTE BITTE

Apparently not :(

[–] febra@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Yeah, instead of actually fixing the system and paying people normal wages, while also fixing the stupid education/certification system that social service workers need to go through, let's just throw a bunch of teenagers at it, it will surely fix our problems!

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

You could either choose military service or social work.

Also some hospital work. Bedpan cleaning, etc.

But it kept you out of the army, and took the strain off of hospitals and social services.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes open war comes upon you, whether you risk it or not.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Probably that, and also gender equality. I'm not really in the favor of drafting, but it's unfair that men have to go and women don't.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You'd be a fool not to at this point.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

What if instead we just didn't do world war 3?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I love that idea. Quick, tell Putin and Bibi!

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

Unfortunately sometimes war is unavoidable

[–] viking@infosec.pub 6 points 6 months ago

Then we'll all be speaking Russian in 15 years.

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Historians might look back and see that we now have already been in WW3, Hybrid Warfare / New Generation Warfare has been running rampant for a while between the global superpowers

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago

Prepare, sure. There's a lot of alternate ways things could resolve, though, and MAD is about as sturdy as it's ever been.