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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (thespinoff.co.nz)

submitted 6 months ago by Venator@lemmy.nz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.

That happened one time!

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

You paint a whole house, and nobody calls you a painter. But you drink one glass of milk...

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No Country for Old Men or A Clockwork Orange

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Okay, two times! I haven't seen No Country for Old Men yet. It's on my list, but it keeps getting bumped for more lighthearted stuff.

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

You can get a milk marathon going, continue to Inglorious Basterds, V for Vendetta, Get Out, Alien, Leon (kinda) and The Boys series