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Every hotel bar ever (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 6 months ago by Blaze@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (3 children)

There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin.

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free

Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy, And probably will be for life

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone

Now he's flying around on that glider-thing
And he's tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Hello season one Data.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

You're lucky to be drinking here for free