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[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 63 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

I used to work at Costco in loss prevention (for real) - yes you'd be found instantly. However, rather than calling the cops, the store would autonomously release the intruder bot 3000, which would deal with the problem and clean it up prior to store open. It's really cool what AI can do nowadays.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

ED209 you scary, jittery motherfucker