Asklemmy

43893 readers

1231 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy 🔍

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

Open-ended question
Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

Lemmyverse: community search
sub.rehab: maps old subreddits to fediverse options, marks official as such
!lemmy411@lemmy.ca: a community for finding communities

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

262

If some higher being kept humans as pets how would their treats be marketed? (pawb.social)

submitted 7 months ago by crimsonpoodle@pawb.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

36 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Humans, unlike the animals that human keep as pets, are capable of complex speech, so I'd bet that treats would be marketed towards the humans themselves, so that the humans then push their keeper to buy those treats. Sorta like how lots of ads for toys are marketed towards kids, because advertising works better on them and then they'll go and push their parents to buy them.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

We can speak, but can our insectoid overlords understand our speech

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Probably, if they hang around us and study us that often

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

If we are separated from our parents shortly after birth, and grow up in isolation from other humans - then we would not learn to talk anyway. Note that that's what happens with most pets that humans keep. Maybe we get to walk past some other humans in the park a couple of times a week, but that's it.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

I’m so sorry, he’s a humper. We haven’t had him castrated yet. (translated from insectoid chirping noises.)

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They just like the male's milky secretion's taste, the annoying meat flapping noises and whistles, not so much.

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

This human horn isn’t working!