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What's your biggest scumbag move (lemm.ee)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Teknikal@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I mean everyone must have done something they aren't super proud off.

As an example during primary school we had a class trip to the lake district (I'm from N Ireland) we were staying in an old victoriana style mansion (Rydal hall if I've remembered right.)

Anyway every one of us kids staying there decided it was haunted immediately and the guy I had to share a room with was so scared he made himself a crucifix out of basically twigs and strings.

I'm not sure why I did it but while he was sleeping I broke his crucifix apart and then put joke shop blood all over it. I woke up to him, crying this eyes out and just decided never to admit it was a joke or me who did it.

I'm interested in Similar stories.

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 56 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I made fake adoption papers on my parent’s Apple IIc, printed them, then “weathered” the paper by burning the edges and yellowing them with a Pepsi bath.

I then tried to convince my little sister that we were not related. She was 6, believed that’s what 6 year old papers looked like, and cried a lot.

I was a shitty kid.

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, haha - is lemmy the new 4chan?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He didn't try to sleep with his sister afterwards, so no

[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

He saved that for the greentext