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Hairy butthole worm liberal woke Agenda rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 months ago by Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 120 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’m sure this is satire from context, but it wouldn’t shock me if he did this segement

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 107 points 6 months ago (3 children)

He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Look would you rather he be doing his “job” or ogling the green M&M?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 months ago

You make an excellent point.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

!eyebleach@lemmy.ml

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Just be into getting beaten by an electrified chain like normal people

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

He can jack off to russian potatoes.

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

You're just part of the hairy butthole worm agenda!

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No I’m a part of the waxed and clean butthole agenda

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 6 months ago

Prove it!

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

Sounds painful, and what about bleaching then?