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If frozen embryos are considered as children, then it must be acceptable to freeze children. (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by over_clox@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[–] Art3sian@lemmy.world 121 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I think every woman should go to jail for keeping her eggs in her ovaries. That’s child imprisonment.

How dare they.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Every egg shed is another egg dead. We need to outlaw tampons and start using corks instead.

Again, don't take my satire seriously, the whole situation is absurd.

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Every woman should empty her menstrual cup into a test tube and mail it in.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

You say it as a joke but what if people started mailing their menstrual blood to the houses of the shitlords passing these laws

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

They can email it in these days right?

[–] NoRodent@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Christ, he must be FUMING