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Did he send flowers?
No, but the Doordasher realized that they can buy themself flowers
Yeah, ordered another doordasher to deliver it
The flowers were delivered by Doordash The victim arrived in an Uber ambulance.
The part-time doctor (student) mentioned that the hospital's rooms are now managed by Airbnb.
250$ of tips were collected along the process, but now it's not clear who pocketed them.
But then that driver was eaten by a bear :(
Should have selected the bear repellent upsell