Asklemmy

I like to do pasta with cream sauce

Fry some chopped bacon in a pan until its as crispy as you like it. Like 5+ strips is probably good. Dice an onion, chop some baby portobellos, and mince about 5 cloves of garlic (I love garlic) while the bacon is frying. When it's nearly done, add the onions and a ton of butter and a bit or olive oil, add some salt, and go heavy on the black pepper, thyme, basil, oregano, maybe some sage and rosemary if you want.

Add the garlic, and 300-450g minced pork, and sprinkle some cayenne pepper and a small amount of fennel seeds (if you have em) on top. Combine it all together as best as you can, then add the mushrooms. While that's going, chop up half a bell pepper and slice around 10-12 cherry tomatoes in halves from top to bottom, adding them as you go and stir it around. While the tomatoes are cooking, smash them with your stirring spoon or whatever you're using to get the tomato juice out into the meat.

When it's all cooked, add about 250-300ml crème fraîche and stir it all around. Taste it and trust your taste buds to see what it needs. Things I'll usually add are some more cayenne, more butter, and I always need more salt. Sometimes more of the herbs too, maybe even garlic. Just add & taste little by little until it's delicious. Let it simmer, you can add a bit of regular cooking cream if you want to thin it out a little. Maybe more butter. A pinch of MSG if you have it. While the noodles are cooking, add a bunch of spinach, stir it around, and turn off the heat.

It goes really well with tagliatelle, or other flat noodles. Anything with a lot of surface area, really. Top with a bunch of parmesan and fresh chopped parsley.

This came out longer than I thought, but it's super easy. I just have a bad habit of oversharing details.