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"Man, I hate retcons. Never see the point." (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Umm, what? Anything that has gestation similar to a human is probably incapable of this. Could you imagine these fucking alien beans duckin' and dodgin' in utero to slaughter each other with nubby hands and fingers? Lmao this is some Morrowind concept art shit

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

More like The Binding of Isaac. Only game in which aborting yourself can result in a positive outcome.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

The ascension endings were rough in that game.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Aww, he's got his dad's knife" - never a phrase you want to hear in the delivery room.

(I assume this is how drow genetics work)

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They are a matriarchy.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Well, drow men generally do the physical fighting.

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 20 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry, but this is mild compared to the insanity that is Kirkbride's Morrowind lore. Gods... how I wish Bethesda hired him for TES 6

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 9 points 9 months ago

It's not unheard of for one (human) twin to absorb the other in the womb. It's more along the lines of a cellular mixup, though, rather than a battle. And of course the mother even being aware much less sensitive to it is nonsense.