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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 75 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Plant: joke's on you, getting you to propagate my species has been a wildly successful reproductive strategy

Human: sure, but it means you'll go down with us as we destroy ourselves

Plant: …

Plant: shit

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So will every other plant, though.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Yup “jokes on you, we rely on bees”

Humans: kills the bees

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

They’re plants, they are still learning english

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Probably not though.