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Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it's between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email
To whom it may concern,
Regarding your proposal of "smashing dat ass", I am amenable. Is there a good time/day in your schedule over the next week? I could likely find 5 minutes Tuesday evening or Friday morning this week or late next week excluding Thursday.
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