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[–] DucktorZee@lemmy.world 91 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be great if the US started relocating it's military bases to other states? I'm sure NM, MI or CA would be happy to have them.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 116 points 10 months ago

That's already happening, because the draconian antitrans and anti-abortion laws are impacting readiness in those states and driving down recruitment.

[–] theotherone@kbin.social 55 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh you mean the 42 town-sized forward operating bases inside the treasonous province? They will come in very handy in the 72 hours it takes to resecure that territory.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I always wondered how quick that would go down.

72 hours seems quick, but I guess they wouldn't really encounter actual resistance.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Yeah “muh guns” are pretty useless against predator drones and air support

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We did Baghdad in a month; we could do Austin in three days.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Barring the State politicians, I thought Austin was majority Democrat?

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Probably, but nothing makes a statement like taking a regime's capital.

[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That might crash the beard oil and red suspenders industries..

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Both of which are much better for the world than the current main industries of Texas: fossil fuels and fascism.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Houston is the 4th largest city in the country, and generates a shitload of oil revenue. That's way more important than Austin.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

makes it real easy to justify liberating it then, doesn't it? most of the people living there want to remain part of the US.

[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Do people really think that the servicemen in the military would willingly attack Texans? I have a huge suspicion that they'd revolt within the armed forces.

[–] wanderingmagus@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

As someone currently serving active duty, yes - depending on the command climate and the servicemember. Especially if the targets are labeled as insurgents and a VEO threat with credible evidence. Now, bombing noncombatant civilians is a different story, but as far as conducting surgical strikes on domestic terrorists, no hesitation.

[–] ThrowawayInTheYear23@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

National guard at Kent state had no issues killing civilians.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Would love to see what they would do to the ones they leave to “decommission” them

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it’s anything like the rest, they just leave toxic fuel spills to slowly seep into all the aquifers

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Perfect. Texas loves not having environmental regulations, so there shouldn't be any issue!

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lol their power grid is already so fucked that key strikes against it would leave them wondering if it was part of the combat or if it had just failed of its own accord

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

As I Texan, I both laughed and cried at how true this is.