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[โ€“] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And then when you go to retract it it's just a giant trail of piss everywhere because you couldn't get all of it to the toilet with that much length

[โ€“] Tweak@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Maybe he just flails it around like an elephant and uses it to cool down.