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What have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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"Baby baby, I brought you your toast again."

Def annoyed her.

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[–] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When I leave her, just to go to the bathroom, or to the store or leave her in the car while I go into the store, I'll say, "See you tomorrow" x 15 yrs

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes when I come back into the room from the bathroom I'll ask if she missed me.

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Me (about to head down to the kitchen): Do you want anything from downstairs?

Him: No.

Me: Just me?

Him (with a sigh and a laugh): Yes, just you.

x19 years