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[–] GiantFlobbyCog@lemmynsfw.com 86 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Like Brock Turner, convicted rapist?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 60 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Exactly like Brock Turner, rapist who got convicted to 3 months of wrist slapping.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Rapist Allen Turner, aka rapist Brock Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) "twenty minutes of action"? That rapist Allen Turner (aka rapist Brock Turner)? The one who only served 3 months?!

[–] Municipal0379@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are we talking about convicted rapist Brock “Allen” Turner? The guy who was convicted for raping somebody and only got a 3 month sentence? That Brock “Allen” Turner?

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am so happy to see that this survived the migration from Reddit - just because we're on Lemmy now is no reason to forget that Brock "Allen" Turner is a convicted rapist who got a slap on the wrist!

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Seriously, I love how the mainstream media tried to have him remembered as a "Swimmer" and even posted his times, really paints a fucking picture next to all the dead black people who were "No Angels", because of that one time they smoked a cigarette.

[–] sqgl@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

The one who lives in Dayton Ohio and goes by Allen these days?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

To be fair, that's 3 whole months of punishment for "just a few minutes of action"

THAT IS ACTUALLY WHAT HIS FATHER SAID TO ATTEMPT TO APPEAL THE DECISION, I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING!

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 42 points 10 months ago

Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist who is now going by Allan Turner to hide the fact that he's a convicted rapist.